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Killing Demotivational Poster

RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.

TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true

BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.

TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

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DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"

DEXTER - because lets face it killing is a stress reliver


TRUE LOVE - doesn't conquer all but does keep the Zombie Plague in check

KILLING THE JOKE - No you're not

TAGS: killing the joke no you re not pointless wtf
Rating: 2.08/5

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Anakun - August 27, 2008, 9:51 am
Tunnels make baby jebus cry

DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era

TAGS: dinosaurs oil extinction killing
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sean - May 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I don't really like the "since" posters. Cliche by now. But this one is really good. Bye.

so,you want to kill a cop? -


TAGS: pissing off god god killing
Rating: 3.49/5

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elraver - November 22, 2011, 4:13 pm
You shouldn't hang Satan on a hook...
W - March 1, 2009, 9:14 pm
It's not clear that it's Satan's job to kill people. That's not his gig, man.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
I havent read the bible but is that really true? :o Maybe Al Pacino was right.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:40 am
Satan, the underachiever of the bible.
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 12:42 am
Hey, I warned them once, but they wouldn't stop sacrificing virgins to their sun god. They should have sacrificed to me. I woulda' got shit done.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 12:23 am
If the blue bar represented EGD's reign of terror it would be about 10x longer. Remember the Mayans? They pissed him off once...ONCE.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
--armagedon time.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
That's why there is no true God but the Elder God Douchebag -- can't pin nothin' on Him. Abso-fuckin'-nothin'. They be callin' Him, inter allia, "The Teflon God". Even Satan couldn't beat the rap, not totally. Him and God -- fuckin' amateur hour at ar

I WOULD LIKE GANGSTA RAP MORE - If it wasn't all about killing people like me

TAGS: gangsta rap enjoy killing me
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 11:08 am
Weird Al is the god of parody's! (fan since 1986)


TAGS: killing rebels betraying the jedi terrible resume
Rating: 4.47/5

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GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:18 pm
TOC took the high road, cause she's TOC, and she wears really tight leather jeans,.. but I regress,.. but me...I took the enough is enough road. for reals, again
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
LOL! Wait.... what?
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm
the Quarterback, is toast...:)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
I need a night job. I'm missing all the fun. The nights don't belong to the timmys anymore. I'm like the frickin' Maytag repairman at night.
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 7:53 pm
Wow. Has he been... sanitized?
Spades - June 9, 2010, 5:10 pm
Dude... I just got here and even i think this guys a jerk!
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:04 am
You're into dead chicks, huh? Nice to know.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:00 am
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy porking your mother.
wampyre - June 9, 2010, 10:30 am
Yet another awesome poster to rate 5 Rancors on! ! ! Nicely used Star Wars reference! ! !
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
I need to try and actually make a d*mn poster myself one of these days hehe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:56 am
We'll have a memorial after he's gone.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
Can we have a sanitizer tribute day? >:) I mean hand sanitizer, of course. I am a germophobe.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:55 am
You just noticed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:54 am
I'm working on July...I'm slow and I drink a lot so be patient with me. I think the tribute calendar was a one time thing (or we'll need lots of new regulars)
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:52 am
Well, ffs, there is a damn tribute calendar this month.
Bakstabr - June 9, 2010, 9:50 am
See I bet this guy would go "GUINESS again?" or even "COWS Again?" He has yet to realize the fact that Wait.....wait....anyone made a new calendar yet so he can see when to expect alot of the same?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 9:37 am
Well, I tried.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 9:13 am
He was talking to you, silly.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 9:10 am
Stop talking to yourself!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Would you walk into a bar and just start insulting everyone around you?...even the bouncers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:55 am
You should spend some time in the forum and get to know some of us and learn the spirit of the site. Unless you're just another troll. This is a tribute poster for a guy who uses a stormtrooper avatar.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:50 am
Stormtroopers? Again? For reals? AGAIN?

MERCY KILLING - It may seem harsh, but after a certain age, it's really the best option.


TAGS: thanks to moooooooooooooooooo for the inspiration and rerun for killing our lord and saviour xd
Rating: 4.32/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Well then, I feel like a king of kings!
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:23 pm

Oh no, for my touchas, nothing but the best, 2 ply at that
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:21 pm
Perfect... and with your discount kleenex, this'll turn into a fuzzy mess.
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

toooooooooooooo late
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Stay where you are.... you ain't rubbing one off on me!
rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:18 pm

I must be rubbing off on you guys, never in my life have I heard such yiddish
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 8:06 pm
l'chaim! oy oy oy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
It's a Mitzvah !!!!! 5 Lions...No Christians
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L's (family price... just for you)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 7:36 pm
rerun - April 19, 2010, 7:33 pm

I would give you a 10L, but I can only afford 5.
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:07 pm
TOO Facking funny!


TAGS: killing motifake shithead s do
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:19 pm
Again...if you don't like what you see you have many choices other than ragging on what is already here: 1 -feel free to start your own site, 2 - create your OWN stuff, or 3 - click the X in the upper right corner of your browser and read a book. Bye!
kenny - April 26, 2009, 3:13 pm
there COULD have been an art form on this site, but every POS is accepted, and killed the chance of it being art. the mods are killing the site, not the submitters.
rerun - April 26, 2009, 1:15 pm

denounce anyone with an opinion that is not the same as their own? Shithead, you should look in the mirror as you are the most guilty of this offense. My advise to you is your own...post funny shit ot GTFO.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 11:16 am
And the internet has, once again, provided a platform for blind retards like yourself to automatically denounce anyone with an opinion that is not the same as their own.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:25 am
The internet has, once again, provided a launching pad for the ignorant, illiterate and small-dicked populous. (Not bad internet penmanship for having 12 Guinness in me)
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 1:59 am
If posters like these aren't killing Motifake, I really don't know what is. Is it so much to ask that you stop spamming the top rated with lame crap like this? Post funny shit or GTFO, that's the whole reason de-motivationals started asshole.
Cubbybear - April 26, 2009, 1:47 am
I'm with you Ron...shot the timmies
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:50 am
Sorry...just one more comment... PoopHead...accusing me of killing motifake with my motifakes...just vote and STFU and move on...all here contribute to doing our art, posters, beliefs, having fun, and not enjoying Timmies like you.
Cubbybear - April 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
Got an extra gun?


AIRSOFT - Get your taste of killing...without the death.

LOVE - love will tear us apart... again

TAGS: killing joke love tear apart rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:09 am
tunnels make me hirt my inner child over and over again.


Blonde Moment #3 -

TAGS: blondes boyfriends cheating gun killings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:29 pm
Great! I love to make and know I've given someone a good laugh. Thanks Sho.
Sho - April 13, 2014, 9:44 pm

killing casually -


TAGS: ron is killing motifake what power lol
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:33 pm
Looks like Ron hails Hitler!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Those look like nipples, Ron. Huge gigantic internet nipples.

BABY KILLING - Shes getting a head start.

TAGS: baby killing smoking
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by yon

CyberFreq - February 18, 2009, 12:56 am
WTF her pockets come down lower than her shorts(?) do.
DotDotDot - January 16, 2009, 6:49 am
The same as it did before she got pregnant... like crap.
B Heezy - December 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
wonder what that tattoo will look like at the end of 9 months...

THIS FILM - Killing motorists since 2001

TAGS: fast furious killing motorists 2001 movie
Rating: 1.82/5

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epic fail - January 19, 2009, 2:00 pm
should say this film Sucks!!!

ASSASSINATION SQUADS - OMG the CIA assassinates people??? What a twist!

TAGS: sarcasm cia killing
Rating: 1.8/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 12:54 pm
Just remember to shout FREEZE, and then shoot. Then it's all legal! So what if they are a mile away?
Titus Pullo - July 14, 2009, 10:11 am
I'm sure they deserve it. Damn them for protecting the country!

IGNORANCE - At least the baby has a 3/5 chance to survive with mild mental scaring.

TAGS: killing babies fighting sobing running threatening
Rating: 1.67/5

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culos - June 1, 2010, 4:58 am
And this is why we hate Anime

KILLING IS THEIR BUSINESS - Kosher or not they'll take care of you

TAGS: killing is their business
Rating: 1.1/5

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Owen - October 2, 2008, 5:43 pm
Is business good?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:38 pm

Time -

TAGS: killing time until it ran out
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 27, 2014, 10:47 pm
Pagong, great image and train of thought. Thanks!

Aim High -

I was your cure and you were my disease. -

TAGS: cure disease saving killing me
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 5:34 am
Thanks, Cern.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:32 am
Excellent choice in picture for the quote, UP yours
Rick69 - April 16, 2016, 7:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. Getting a tad nervous from all this mod attention.
rerun - April 16, 2016, 6:07 pm

damn, superb
Rick69 - April 16, 2016, 3:37 pm
Thanks, Vern.
lgvernon - April 16, 2016, 3:06 pm

This is really terrific. WAY UP!

Bad Name -

TAGS: honor killing bad name
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 7, 2017, 3:13 pm
Special thanks to EmilioDumphque for inspiration.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 3:06 pm

jokes on the barbarians...she's still alive.

Slaughter -

Violence -

TAGS: guns gangs violence killings chicago
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 25, 2016, 11:23 am
Fo sho, cuz.
Thedewd - September 23, 2016, 2:05 pm
Dis muhfugga be lookin jus lyke Saint Trayvon...

Reality Hidden With Wording -

TAGS: nut jobs on the loose mass killings
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:17 pm
Then let the spraying begin---IMMEDIATELY!!! lol!
Greeny - October 17, 2015, 5:44 am
That might help the people who keep blaming guns
mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:54 pm
Mandatory aerial spraying of Prozac? Excellent, Greeny! 5 L
Greeny - October 10, 2015, 9:14 pm
See 179110

Dear Terrorists and Wacko Gun Owners -

they're killing the cops! -

TAGS: stop killing cops
Rating: 3.5/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 3:40 pm
I stepped on somebody's toes already? GOOD! The one's who will save your life, will spot the car reference and realize its to make them smile for half a second. A recent incident has hit these boys where it hurts. From me and my IROC, to da po-po, luv Diz